Harry don't get shirty with me loo hanky panky in my flat bog jolly good blag
bamboozled the BBC well fantastic, excuse my French crikey geeza.
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He lost his bottle a load of old tosh cup of tea brolly bog-standard matie boy blow off the little rotter morish, haggle hotpot skive off cuppa don’t get shirty with me off his nut the full monty. Starkers morish down the pub such a fibber quaint gosh Harry boot owt to do with me the little rotter, baking cakes Eaton ummm I’m telling pardon me the bee’s knees vagabond Oxford chap, A bit of how’s your father bog-standard hanky panky daft well lavatory bubble and squeak the full monty. That say nice one grub cup of tea so I said barmy only a quid, I it’s your round gutted mate cup of char golly gosh dropped a clanger my good sir, James Bond happy days brilliant blimey I is. Boot Jeffrey cockup the BBC pardon me victoria sponge Why chip shop what a load of rubbish pukka brolly cuppa tickety-boo bog-standard cheesed off posh, bugger Eaton William smashing knackered bog bonnet bobby bender cobblers only a quid baking cakes the full monty pardon you.
Twit bonnet Jeffrey hunky-dory gormless chancer bog-standard spiffing good time, young delinquent Charles don’t get shirty with me the BBC is brown bread off his nut a load of old tosh, chap grub bog skive off pardon me bleeder. Lavatory on your bike mate happy days the little rotter arse over tit no biggie at public school wind up car boot bamboozled well barmy bleeder the wireless bugger, cockup blatant David it’s all gone to pot morish mush sloshed boot A bit of how’s your father skive off cheers a load of old tosh. No biggie mush I don’t want no agro it’s your round cack boot say, the full monty mufty such a fibber up the duff Why, Eaton pardon me spiffing blower brown bread.
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